"I am especially sensitive to, and annoyed by, people who pride themselves on “just telling it like it is”. Sometimes these people possess a rare gift of insight and kindness, but more often, they’re being cruel and disguising it as some sort of lame superpower. Giving someone the hard truth doesn’t make you more insightful, it makes you the asshole who saw the same thing everyone else saw and decided it might make you feel better to say it out loud."
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
when i become a mom, i will never force my child to go to church!
If you’re gonna eat it..
Open it up
Spit on it
Fuck it with your tongue
Blow on it
Spell her name (and yours) with your tongue