idinero:

Fun. -  We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe)

inlouiswethrust:

Every day my brother buys a bottle of Dr. Pepper and puts it in the fridge and leaves to work/school

Every day he gets home and doesn’t find it in the fridge

I’ve convinced him that he never bought the soda in the first place and he believes me.

Every single time.

meme4u:

Them:

You:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

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In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

(Source: timorleste)

• *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
• *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
• *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
• *A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
• *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
• *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.